Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

Person 1: Hey this baguette is shitty
Person 2: Woah what a douchebaguette

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.