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A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.
That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.
by Dr SlangBang May 12, 2010
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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One who engages in douche-like activities.
Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.
by Dembo34 July 10, 2008
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A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
by lancaster cock-knockers February 01, 2008
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