Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot
by Brendan November 25, 2003
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A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.
That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.
by ProcrastoMan April 30, 2003
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A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.
Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.
by SickestPersonEver November 06, 2009
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A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.

B.
Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!

Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!

Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?

Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
douche-nugget
by Chris__B12 August 28, 2008
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Another tennis term when both players gets to 40 all. It is also a mispronouncation of Deuce. Ofter times, the serving player will call out another name (ie. Jason).
dude: Hey whats the score?
asdf: Its Douche
dude: Wat?
asdf: I mean its Jason.
by asdfgheyrjyulo November 04, 2009
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a feminine not male product use to clean a nasty ass reproductive organ of the female the vagina that smells of dead decaying flesh that man tend to flea from unless there a nimfo. not ment to clean your shithole. I wouldnt say this unless someone i know has tried this. but we all tend to take advantage of the word and were proud of it. we use it for slang to make people feel like stupid assholes for stupid shit they've done,did,do,said,mentioned, and pretty much anything you have to think about before doin it that might make people call u a douche u probably will be called a douche.
dude your such a douche

Boy:hey u wanna bone
Girl: no sorry i have to douche

Boy: nasty!! u better douche that pussy before i fuck that shit!
Sister: ok

dude your such a douch for using a douch floyd lol
by Small T July 05, 2006
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