A world-renowned pick-up artist. Easily recognizable by his ridiculously weak, but suave, pick-up lines and his signature monocle/moustache combo.
"Are you The Gentlemen Douche?"
"Indeed I am madam, but now I feel that I must make an inquiry of you. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?"
by The Lol's of Loljk September 05, 2011
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A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
by WordKrapper September 24, 2010
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When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.
"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."
by Casemonster June 09, 2013
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Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.
Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.
by MrBigSlick June 06, 2014
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A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot
Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!
by HTJA October 22, 2016
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