Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Asshole/Jerk

When a man urinates inside a woman's pussy.