When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.