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How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.
by microk December 15, 2010
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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