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What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.
*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click
by TheVerdict July 13, 2011
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
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the best and greatest of all insults

coined: Morgan Merlin Miller
p1:you faggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:.......
by tranoobs45 May 26, 2011
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Can be used to describe anything dumb or annoying: a person, situation, idea, or object for example.
- That guy at work is a total douchenoob.

- My douchenoob car stopped working yesterday.
by f4ng5 July 15, 2014
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