Urban Dictionary: Douche Flute

The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.

Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!

by THE Massinator May 26, 2017

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Douche Flute

A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"

Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.

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by Newpsmoker July 21, 2020

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douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”

by kailmer July 22, 2019

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douche flute

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

by jake the snake, matt the cat, mike the dyke, and diana the banana April 21, 2004