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Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
by YoFuckDora August 01, 2018
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Look, another guy in a fedora sucking on a douche flute!
<puff>, <hat tip>, "M'lady..."
by fivebags July 11, 2015
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Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
by YoFuckDora August 01, 2018
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(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus
1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?
by Douche Flute October 01, 2015
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A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters
stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot
by Zham0310 July 09, 2017
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