A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend
Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 04, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Douche canoe mug for your fish Riley.
Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
by large barges July 14, 2020
Get the mug
Get a douche canoe mug for your Aunt Helena.
A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.
Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!
by QueenPetty420 December 20, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Douche Canoe mug for your bunkmate Jerry.
One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe
by SwagBadger August 28, 2012
Get the mug
Get a two seater douche canoe mug for your Uncle Jerry.