Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
by harlequinxx July 29, 2010
by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017
The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
by dtch lgnd July 31, 2015
by doucheelese March 20, 2008
by txdollface January 15, 2016