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Term that refers to 22 ounce bottles that are often used as containers for premium craft brew ales. The term is to make mostly white erudite beer snobs feel hip when referring to their beer containers the same way that the brown bagging "G" set have embraced Forty to refer to bottles of poor quality malt beverage consumed with the singular purpose of rendering themselves functionally incapacitated.
Max: Hey, it's beautiful outside today, you wanna' go out for a burger and a beer?
Will: No thanks, I think that I am going to pick up some Doucey's at the bottle shop and whip up some carne asada tacos in my back yard.
by Bad Cyclist June 05, 2013
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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