One who, when cleaning themselves with toilet paper after defecating, wipes and then proceeds to fold the toilet paper and wipe again with the already used paper. In effect, they are putting the feces back where it came from. Ostensibly this is to conserve more toilet paper, but laziness and a lack of proper hygiene also play a definitive roll. Researchers have found that, contrary to common sense and ideas of cleanliness, the majority of Americans are indeed Double-Wipers, especially among the younger generations. Observations also seem to prove that sex is not an important variable in regards to Double-Wiping.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.