a double entendre in everyday life.

Female customer at shop: Can I have a bag for that please?
Me working on register: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one.
Me: I've got a huge one for you.

That was a double entendre!
I know, man, I know!
There were TWO entendres!

~OFFICER: "Why did you try to do that to the girl in the bar, sir? Can't you see she's far too young for you?"
-DRUNK MAN: "Well, she was old enough to be in a bar, wasn't she?"
~"She told the waitress she was in school, but she didn't elaborate."
-"University? Community college?"
~"No, as it turns out."
-"Trade school, then? High school?"
~"Elementary, my dear pervert. Now get in the patrol car."

(Also: See ringhorne definition of diet, the example used there suits this.)

Me over walkie talkie: Double entendre!
My men: that's the signal go go go!

Annie: Oh, hashmeer. I would like you to do things to me like the sun and the moon
Hashmeer: No Annie, no time
annie: Can we just do a simple double entendre
Hashmeer: Oh Annie I just want, you know what, all i have time for is double entendre
Annie: okay lets do da damn thang

Ex: i'm feeling a little gassy and i have to pee....i think this might be a "double entendre" situation!