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a double entendre in everyday life.
Female customer at shop: Can I have a bag for that please?
Me working on register: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one.
Me: I've got a huge one for you.
Female customer at shop: Can I have a bag for that please?
Me working on register: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one.
Me: I've got a huge one for you.
by OK Andrew August 24, 2006
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Saying something that has more than one meaning. Such meanings are generally naughty. A double entendre is fun for everyone!
by karmanganswanga September 09, 2007
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(noun) - a double intent; double meaning; a spoken phrase which can be understood in either of two ways.
(Origin: briefly, "entendre" is from French, the root word "entente," meaning intent.)
(Origin: briefly, "entendre" is from French, the root word "entente," meaning intent.)
~OFFICER: "Why did you try to do that to the girl in the bar, sir? Can't you see she's far too young for you?"
-DRUNK MAN: "Well, she was old enough to be in a bar, wasn't she?"
~"She told the waitress she was in school, but she didn't elaborate."
-"University? Community college?"
~"No, as it turns out."
-"Trade school, then? High school?"
~"Elementary, my dear pervert. Now get in the patrol car."
(Also: See ringhorne definition of diet, the example used there suits this.)
-DRUNK MAN: "Well, she was old enough to be in a bar, wasn't she?"
~"She told the waitress she was in school, but she didn't elaborate."
-"University? Community college?"
~"No, as it turns out."
-"Trade school, then? High school?"
~"Elementary, my dear pervert. Now get in the patrol car."
(Also: See ringhorne definition of diet, the example used there suits this.)
by ringhorne July 27, 2005
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When one thing has two meanings. It also means go ahead, break into the Crider's house and steal all their shit.
by Ballsack WindSurfer September 13, 2015
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Putting an object, such as a peen, in one's vageen, and another object such as another peen, or a dillie, or a english cucumber, in the pooper sphinky. commonly known as double penetration, dp, or the 2 hole tango.
Annie: Oh, hashmeer. I would like you to do things to me like the sun and the moon
Hashmeer: No Annie, no time
annie: Can we just do a simple double entendre
Hashmeer: Oh Annie I just want, you know what, all i have time for is double entendre
Annie: okay lets do da damn thang
Hashmeer: No Annie, no time
annie: Can we just do a simple double entendre
Hashmeer: Oh Annie I just want, you know what, all i have time for is double entendre
Annie: okay lets do da damn thang
by Olde Gregggg April 04, 2008
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Ex: i'm feeling a little gassy and i have to pee....i think this might be a "double entendre" situation!
by Mrs. Ladywood January 11, 2019