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When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.
C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.
by CocoRip42 January 06, 2019
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.
While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.
by SMTX April 04, 2018
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When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.
Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink
by Somerando January 06, 2019
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When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.
Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.
by MysterC495051 January 06, 2019
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