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A generally annoying person.

Will steal your bottle, anytime, anywhere.
Leyla- I'm gonna die of thirst, I can't believe dorte took it
Ishaan- I want my bottle :(
by DorteTookMyBottle March 09, 2020
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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The biggest bitch that has ever walked this earth.
She will scream at you for no particular reason.
The bitch is named Dorte
by GrandmaLlama April 06, 2016
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A very tall girl
Guy 1: Oh look! She's tall!
Guy 2: Oh that's just Dorte
by DanishPotato November 23, 2014
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I feel like someone dorted me...

Sure looks like you got dorted.

I'm going to dorte you.

by AirRival April 15, 2008
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A Dorte is the sweetest girl you could ever find. Some people might say she is an outrovert because of her having lots of friends and being extremely caring. This is not true however. A Dorte is an introvert with a love for everybody and everything around her.

When you come across a Dorte, make sure to give her a complimet and a hug. She deserves it
Girl: "I just got the best hug ever"
Girl 2: "Ah! You must have met a Dorte"
by Driccerd February 23, 2019
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