A generally annoying person.

Will steal your bottle, anytime, anywhere.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The biggest bitch that has ever walked this earth.
She will scream at you for no particular reason.

A very tall girl

To force feed Little Debbie's snack cakes to.

A Dorte is the sweetest girl you could ever find. Some people might say she is an outrovert because of her having lots of friends and being extremely caring. This is not true however. A Dorte is an introvert with a love for everybody and everything around her.

When you come across a Dorte, make sure to give her a complimet and a hug. She deserves it