A dorsalwank is a type of masturbation practiced by a gentleman rubbing his cock between the rolls of flab on a fat lass's ( or fat lad's ) back with a view to achieving sexual relief

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.