A caring and intelligent person, all be it a little annoying and self conscious. She values friendships and chooses kindness over callousness, and is very affectionate. Her white blood cells are either retarded, lazy, or just week asf, because she’s prone to getting sick. She’s easy to read as she often shows her emotions and speaks her mind and will argue with you about pretty much anything and she usually wins. Physically strong although she puts on a meek front, she can best almost anyone in a physical altercation, making her an excellent bodyguard to handle your light work.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.