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A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus
The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.
by ccrider95 February 04, 2015
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness
Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus
by lj23456 February 24, 2013
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someone who acts a bit dorky but is cute at the same time
Seth Cohen is a dorkus. ^_^
by MlNlvan November 15, 2003
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One who behaves in an awkward and/or dorky manner but does not give a shit so therefore is in actuality very cool
She is a dorkus, i love her.
by Cecilia March 20, 2005
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an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.
by bottomboy tj November 02, 2018
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A person who is too far beyond the normal dork. They have taken the dorkdum to a whole new level.
Herb is not just a damn dork, he's a dorkus
by judy January 28, 2004
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