Someone that, no matter how many disses they get from people in this room making definitions of them, are actually getting more chicks then everyone these days. And let's face it people, we're all dorks inside. We all want to be ourselves but we can't. But it seems like we don't even know what to consider a dork nowadays. So let's just call all the losers nerds or geeks...or better yet losers.
Jock #1: Dude, we can't let those dork fags take our girls. It's like a freaking dork revolution!
Jock #2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous.
Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun...
Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again
Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes.
All the jocks: But they're like....
Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.
Jock #2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous.
Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun...
Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again
Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes.
All the jocks: But they're like....
Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.
by Xtreme Chri$$ April 1, 2005
by LaNc3 April 30, 2007
A person who knows almost everything about the subjects that interest them, but who have poor or non-existant social skills.
Commonly confused with nerd and geek, but is different.
Commonly confused with nerd and geek, but is different.
"Can you believe that guy just tried hitting on me by reciting the periodic table of elements?! What a dork!"
by Akage June 17, 2008
by DaBossBro128 November 1, 2015
Someone that comes up with clever abbreviations for big words because they think they own the place and call it their turf.
The dork wanted to find a clever way to get somebody other than herself rejected, so she thought of a clever abbreviation for a big word to call somebody.
by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021
by Konrad36 April 28, 2017