When you are home alone and fall asleep after a particularly vigorous wanking session, cock in hand and fruity materials spread around, only to be awoken by the sound of the front door closing meaning that someone has been in the house but you don't know who or if you were discovered...

Dorf- A humanoid being too short to be a midget and too tall to be a dwarf. Yet still have all there chromosomes unlike there shorter class of humans the dwarf. Yet still odd and scary.

A person who acts very unusual while under the effects of a particular type of alcohol. The name comes from the person attempting to say the word "dork" but messing up at the very end.

This, is a dorf. A dorf is when you are being really awesome and cool

A shockingly tall ogre who loves to inflict pain with her egotistical acts. Dorf Dorf brings nothing but a dark cloud. She also lacks a brain.

When one of your mandem stabs you in the back and dates the girl you been chasing. You wait until they end and slide into her DMs to get a revenge pining in.

The consistent state of being a dorf often finds themselves in.