Usually after a tough night out on the Techno Dust, when trying to bang a chick while supporting Disco Dick and having troubles climaxing: Blow your nose on her back/belly and pretend it's cum.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.