May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Doraya is a very kind hearted person she can make you laugh till you pee. She can take anybodys man and has a great body. All the boys drool over her and the girls wishes they were just as great as her. She also is a quite monster in bed ifykyk ;) If you have a Doraya in your life you should be lucky!
by stoppp❤️ March 28, 2020