Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself
She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.
by mosley88 April 19, 2019
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the space between the scrotum/labia and anus. also known as the taint
man 1: i had a really kinky date last night
man 2: really? did she chew your doozer?
by pmism April 25, 2006
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Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.
Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.
by mizzle24 August 17, 2010
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noun- a complete failure in all aspects
Dan was surely a stinky doozer when he was dumped by a band geek.
by emily blair December 02, 2005
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