The inappropriate act of putting one's junk in a place where it doesn't belong. This usually pretains to the experience of having a waiter defile your food, but it also encompasses actions such as tea-bagging.

When this a dootbootling occurs at Wendy's, it is known as a 'frosty dootbootle'

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.