Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
by pattyrick2313 March 18, 2010
when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.
jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?
brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.
jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?
brian: sure
brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.
jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?
brian: sure
by yowiena69 March 14, 2010
When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.
by JSol102710 October 10, 2011
An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
by TherapeuticKyle March 12, 2009
A delicious blonde woman, yanks the mans course hairy penis, that hasn't been shaved in months time.
The very attractive lady gets tight grip and twists the slithery slippery snake to the right, then very quickly to the left back'n'forth in a quick jerky motion waiting for her partners stream of semin and a very beastly orgasm <3
When this is accomplished, she yanks with both hands on the wet penis until he screams in bloody pleasure
The very attractive lady gets tight grip and twists the slithery slippery snake to the right, then very quickly to the left back'n'forth in a quick jerky motion waiting for her partners stream of semin and a very beastly orgasm <3
When this is accomplished, she yanks with both hands on the wet penis until he screams in bloody pleasure
Veronica: Don't be a bad boy! I just might have to Western Doorknob you!! Yummy yum yum !
Derek: Babe, my slithery snake is ready! It's time.
Veronica: Okay. 1 2 3 (twist, *ohhh yeeeeaaahhh!*)
Derek: Babe, my slithery snake is ready! It's time.
Veronica: Okay. 1 2 3 (twist, *ohhh yeeeeaaahhh!*)
by thehottestmamas June 13, 2011
when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.
this works best with more than 5 spins.
"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."
by nickopatamus August 22, 2008
A person, Preferably a girl, who gets around more then a New York prostitute. They generally go from person to person to get a "taste" of everyone. Everyone gets a turn, no one gets satisfied.
Boyfreind "My girl keeps dancing with those three guys"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"
by IanMFarewell April 3, 2009