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"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"

-Also see safety.
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 05, 2003
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Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk
shut up, doorknob
by Mr M. Ister May 26, 2004
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A random guy that a woman will have sex with just to relieve the need. Also can be a "Friend with Benefits" situation.
She said she was so horny, she'd fuck a doorknob. I told her she could give me a turn!
by Vinny Bellarosa February 18, 2009
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The act of being hit by a door knob and having it stick in ones rectum.
"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got doorknobed."

"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"
by Kpseoul January 30, 2014
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A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.

The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.
"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."

"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."
by Angelius October 29, 2009
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the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom
oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight
by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004
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