A sub-par thrash metal band...And a rapper...or something

Psilocybin mushrooms. Hallucinogenic.

dreadfully obfuscated omnipresent minions

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also known as the cellfone/mobilefone generation.

dont u hate those triggerhappy bastards hanging on their cellfones all day long, playing shitty noises, disturbing their surroundings and letting their fones ring during them movies?

shoot em, and ban the cell/video/game fones everywhere as they recently started in good ol´ california

Doom, a word which was completely and utterly destroyed by a man named Jhonen Vasquez and his rabid fan babies.
See also moose

something that is undefinable that has more that one meaning. Ultimately, Jon will never know what doom is.

A word I seldom use. It just makes me feel like I'm ripping off Jhonen Vasquez...I can't stand it. I'm just sensitive about it...*sigh*...It was such a fun word...

The strict opposite of poon to describe a particularly butters girl at a party or even walking down the street

It is the cornerstone of the excellent game 'poon or doom' which is essentially muttering poon or doom to everyone walking down the street with the inevitability they don't have a clue what you are on about