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Players who enjoy or may be addicted to Doom games too much and can vary in size and matter while having weird traits. One is the Fat Doom Player who sits their ass all day staring at a computer or television playing DOOM games and become a fat shit. Another Doom Player Addict is the people who think Doom Slayer is a waifu material character and will jerk off to him in various forms such as rule 34 or hentai
Me: Hey dude watcha ya doing?

Friend: Oh nothin just been playing DOOM all day

Me: My god you've become a Doom Player Addict!!!

Friend: Excuse me?

Me: Stay away from you fat, gay waifu male lover
by JohnnySinsRedemption May 26, 2020
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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