A person who copies everything you say/do/or buy. They are usually annoying as fuck and sometimes have a laugh like someone named Juan. This person usually used to be cool until they started becoming awkward to talk to.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

The Name Doolie is derived from a chick that easily gets on her knees it was invented by a local Northern Jersey celeb.

It has know become the name of the greatest high arch softball team in the history of the Ramsey High Arch Softball League. The Doolies are comprimised of 21 year olds residing from the Northern New Jersey area (especially Wyckoff, Indian Hills, Franklin Lakes and Fair Lawn). The Doolies are most well known for the atmosphere they bring to the most famous of Northern New Jersey softball leagues. They are in their 3rd season of play and will be dominating the league in no time.

Sparse, pubescent facial hair, grown out in an attempt to fashion a genuine beard. Often sported by one who is oblivious to his lack of facial hair, or by a high school student eager to grow a full beard.

a big truck or a car sittin' high

A person with a terrible haircut.

Or Dooleys.
Disabled people within a college.

We reckon the doolies and sprogs are going to go to war with each other.