Urban Dictionary: Dookie

Dookie

Excrement that is literally stained; it's stuck like glue inside the toilet and it won't go away, no matter how much you clean up or how hard you brush the toilet.

Ewww! Look at this nasty Dookie! It doesn't wanna go away! I've been scrubbing and scrubbing and it just won't go away!

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by MistahRigoh April 18, 2018

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(Adj.)

The antonym of "fiend"

To suck at something or to lack awesomeness.

Christian: Wow, the schools pizza is so dookie

Josie: I know, it's terrible

by Bagel_boy June 09, 2014

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The shit that comes out of your bum hole.

Yo I gotta take a dookie.

by Krysco October 14, 2018

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A brown substance that pops out of your butt hole. It typically emits a fowl smell and is preceded by a poot. Figuratively speaking it is used to describe a negative circumstance.

1. "That dog just dookied on my pillow and it smells awful!"
2. "oh, dookie! I shat my pants."