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The act of being a dufus. Often associated with being dorky or acting like you are five, but in a good way.
Me: "Emily, stop being so doofie!! People will think your five!"

Emily: "Not even!"

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by Fellow Doofie May 13, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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1) To sniff cocaine from a gay mans ass crack.
2) To inhale a bong, and then blow the smoke into a gay mans ass hole.
3) To ejaculate into a cup and then pour the semen down a gay mans but crack.
4) A terrible vocalist from a terrible band - Spawn Of Psychosis
Dude, you wanna doofie?" "Fuck No.
by NailTooth September 08, 2010
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