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The kid in high school that no one likes and everyone makes fun of. Tried to be funny but ultimately fails in every occasion and makes everything awkward.

synonyms: mike
That kid sitting in the back is such a doofert.
by p-ston February 24, 2017
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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