When a middle-aged man, typically caucasian, goes on a rampage for no logical or merited reason. Can be found complaining to managers or on internet forums and social media in an effort to validate his feelings or train of thought. Is an avid fan of security cameras and enjoys creeping on neighbors while enjoying his morning coffee everyday. Also know as neighborhood espionage. Ensures you are driving under the speed limit at all times.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.