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A short for Donator used in any situation
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by Not-underscore April 30, 2020
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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a parent that just took part in conception of a child and yet has no contact, part in taking care of or providing for the child what so ever. AKA; deadbeat, low life, scum, pos, loser, worthless, whore, sad, etc.
**My sons donor is a male whore who is also pos.

**Anyone can be a donor it takes someone special to be a daddy!
by froggy17 November 30, 2010
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A member of a fantasy sports keeper league who never wins money at the end of the season due to his sub-par management ability.
You never win anything in this league. You're a freakin donor!
by Woody Williams April 13, 2011
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A person who recklessly rides a powerful motorbike, usually a 1000cc Japanese sportbike with illegal pipes. The characteristic behavior includes wheelies, speeding, burnouts etc illegal activity. The moniker "donor" refers to the fact that the rider is eventually very likely going to donate his (still intact) internal organs after a fatal accident.
Did you see that donor? He almost hit my car!
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by MotoKiller April 09, 2019
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A donor is a person who likes to drink and smoke pot, or someone who is high and drunk, it is a combination of drunken stoner.
Look at that donor drink vodka when he gets cotton mouth.
by TAB12 December 23, 2009
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