The term Donny juice is a term commonly used in northwest New Jersey. It is a term that describes one who is of Snorlaxian descent and smells like dirty tuna pussy that has been sitting in raw sewage in the dead of Summer and rotting for 30 days like some kind of Belvidere Funk juice from a clam chowder sink. Normally the Don E Juice secretes like a skunk squirts from the nuts and will peel your eyebrows off your forehead 30 ft away. If you ever run into a Snorlaxian on the roads of Northwest New Jersey beware that you will be looking like you just gone through mad chemo from the dirty rotting smell of the juices that are secreted from the pores of this sick vile creature.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.