Late 40’/Early 50’s.... Drives a Volkswagen. Occasional Drinker. Works as a Waitress to support her kids after the divorce. Least liked mom at the school since she experienced her midlife crisis last june where she accused the moms at the bake sale for putting peanuts in the cookies.

A chicken nugget goddess with pig tails

Someone that licks doors, on a professional level

donna means biggest dram queen that has ever been!

a girl you'll end up liking for forever. She'll often talk about giving blow jobs out of nowhere and will try to say she loves you more even though she doesn't. Donna's are very crazy, especially late at night. They're still the best people to be around

A big dits that always falls for jokes and tricks from her kids

Aka Amber's drunk alter ego. Choose wisley when she texts you. Only has guys when she is in the form of Donna.
Donna can be fun. Be careful of what you wish for.