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Lady of the crack pipe

Donna lane is a crackhead. Most mentally unstable crackhead in the central west. Lady with breasts that line up with her stomach and a stomach hanging over her cunt making a titunt.

With a house that smells like my ass sweat. There will never be anything more junkified.

A women who is somehow both a crackhead and a hoarder. The amount of mentally unstable crackheadedness will never stop surprising you. With a car that I wouldn't even pay $100 for she is honestly the most junkie lady you will ever meet. No matter how much you make fun of her and laugh at her she will always laugh with you as if she's not all there.

Talks like the most Bogan lady ever and last but not least when you say whenever you say the Joe mama joke she will always think you're talking about jamima from play school
"I was walking down the road and I saw a Donna lane screaming about bugs under her skin"

Person:" Hey have you seen Joe"

Donna:"who's Joe?"
Person:"you don't know who Joe is?"
Donna:"no who's joe?"
Person:"Joe mama"
Donna"Joe mama? Do you mean jemima?"
Person:"don't you know Joe mama?"
Donna:"do you mean jemima from playschool?"
by Toddles421 November 01, 2020
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