The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.