Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.
OMG ain't Sarah a Swamp Donkey
by munterhunter August 28, 2009
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Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.
Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?

Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?

Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...
by TR1V1UM- July 05, 2010
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Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
by Carp Mojo May 15, 2011
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noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
by CJ February 06, 2005
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A fat fugly chick who stalks drunk, weak, and/or insecure men and and takes advantage of them sexually.
That damn swamp donkey is fucking the WTs again!
by Rayth March 20, 2008
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A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.
Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...
by PhoenixAscendant April 02, 2019
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