When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"
My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"
My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"
by Christine Ozzy Jack Ella October 07, 2006
by kevin April 12, 2005
When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick
by Pamjessar April 03, 2005
A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.
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by CommonClone June 24, 2018
A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
by MoistJoyce November 08, 2019
by James Ridge September 01, 2020
by big tasty fuck ass June 10, 2020
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