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People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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STD.

The bogging pustules inhabiting ones besmered helmet.
'My urologist wretched when I dropped trou in the sergery, revealing my foul dongoloids'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 23, 2021
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Formed from "dong" (Danish for penis) and "mongoloid" (an archaic term for Down's Syndrome sufferers), it signifies somebody who is a total lamer.
"dude, you're a total dongoloid
by Jeroen July 02, 2004
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An absolute lad, usually a thicc boy, who will stick to your side and be your best buddy for a good long time. Works best on with some european connection
Man 1: My friend and I have known eachother for several years, we practically brothers
Man 2: He's a total Dongoloid
by NunyaBizzD July 18, 2018
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