The sexual version of ding dong ditch where you slap your penis on the outside of a girl's vagina several times before bolting out of the room and leaving.
I didn't really want to have sex with her, but I wanted to know that I could, so I dong dong ditched her.
by electric_wings November 15, 2018
Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
by NH GROSS October 04, 2009
The foiled tradition of the ding dong ditch which is slowly dying due to the Ring doorbell. Pranksters who attempt the ding dong ditch are now caught on camera when they hit a Ring household. And, with the built-in motion sensor in the Ring, the flaming bag of dog pooh is now a dying prank.
Sky TP'd a house last weekend with his friends. To get him back, the victim of the TP pulled a ding dong ditch at 2:49am, though they were cold-busted by the Ring. Caught full on video footage, so Sky's parents made a call to Jamie's parents and shared the video - Ring dong ditch. Busted!
by the coMANd'r May 30, 2019
The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015
by spltbird November 25, 2002
by FemmeFatale June 22, 2005
A "game" in where you go to a strangers house and ring their door bell; and run somewhere like the ditch or behind a bush or something in time without being seen.
by Miranda Mak June 24, 2006