A word that can be used to replace nearly any verb or adjective.
So I was donching this girl

or

Are you donching me?
by Cpt Donch May 02, 2009
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A word that can be used to replace almost any word especially a verb or adjective.
I am such a Donch for missing one of my best friends birthdays! I really donched that up!
by Ginger K December 06, 2018
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to release a large amount of excrement from one's bowels.
Man, I have to drop a huge donch. You know where the bathroom is?

Sorry honey, I can't go to see your mother. I gotta stay at home and donch all day.
by Donchy Kong July 04, 2010
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Someone who is extremely dirty and socially awkward. This person can't think for itself and is unaware of others feelings. Since it doesn't understand other people and emotion it is thought to be a robot or alien.
look at that weird kid in the back of class, what a donch.
by tholman'sbitch August 01, 2008
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To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.
Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking
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Customized version of a douche bag just making the word more exciting and insulting.
You stupid donche bag.
by Chaos July 20, 2003
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