Dónal is an amazing guy, he’s caring and kind and honest. He brightens any room and will happily talk to anyone. He gives the best advice and you can always count on him to make you feel better. Dónal is gorgeous and has amazing eyes with a great smile although he will disagree . Everyone who knows him loves him. He has the goofiest conversations and you can have the best laughs. He has no flaws and I’d be lost without him.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Man of unusually large penis size; object of all womens desires.

An effeminate man with limp wrists. Also known to sing in a high pitch like a girl. Will usually be seen sniffing the crotches of eastern Europeans in public toilets. Grumpy old bastard who swigs brandy from a bottle on park benches and fondles himself in public.

A person with an incredible aptitude for brown nosing. Of a ridiculous size, although packs a rather small "weapon". Has no friends and the entire population of humanity wishes his demise. He is notorious for using stupidly bright colours on his hair, and strongly resembling a member of Blazin' Squad who has let himself go. With green hair, this person would strongly resemble a tomato. Without Green hair, this person would strongly resemble a tomato.