Urban Dictionary: Don Knotts

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Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?

Jul 2 Word of the Day

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009

The man who was confused by the Ostrich. Also, a Disney guy.

“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.

by Señor B. December 24, 2009

To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum

Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts

by curly December 07, 2003

damn, that Don Knotts is a fucker.

by Bob Smithly April 22, 2003