Dolting: (verb) a passive form of derping, where the subject is unaware of their own idiotic act or behavior.
i.e., He was dolting along in the left lane at 3 mph under the speed limit.
by Leonard Lawrence April 18, 2017
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The act of not being able to pass somebody on a pavement or corridor as both parties simultaneously change direction at the same moment. Meaning either or both parties have to decrease speed or come to a stop.
Sorry I'm late, I was dolting like three times on the walk in today.
by richerchefcooks March 10, 2011
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A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. Many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.
Mason and Chris are considered the company dolts because they screw up everything they touch.
by FRizzo August 23, 2005
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A person who isn’t very bright but is very nice and weird
Don’t tell him but he’s kind of a dolt
by You Make Me Feel Like A Man March 16, 2020
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(N.) A stupid person; a dunce.

This is a real word. It has no place in Urban-dictionary.
Everyone who posted the definition of "Dolt" on urbandictionary.com is infact themselves a dolt.

(Administrators please remove all posts that are definitions of this word as it is in fact a real word. Including my post.)
by dan thinks your all dumb June 05, 2009
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Dolts are not necessarily stupid people, but engage in stupid actions or make stupid comments. Others around them would define their actions as dumb, spaced-out, or uneducated. Dolts often "speak to soon" as their stupid actions are often preventable.
Someone who tries to open the front door to their house with their car key is a dolt.
by EAMET December 11, 2009
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One who is incapable of rational thought, an organized logic, or reasonable social interaction. Know to those around them as an idiot or stupid. Usually, a dolt will not have the capacity to understand just how stupid they really are and will likely blame others for their failures and inabilities.
"Dolt" n. social and metal retard
ex. Chad Davis is a complete DOLT!
by Mr X II October 05, 2009
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