When you drink a green four Loko and spit it in a girls anus then drink it out of it

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

Bruh moment :)

While in 69 she squirts in your nose and you have to blow it out

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

When you are taking your girl in doggystyle, then gently try to sneak it into the poo factory, but she will notice. She will then turn her head and mumble the same noice as a dolphin. “Eh eh, eh eh, eh eh”.